Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Things I Never Thought I'd Say

Why are you eating your pants?

I have to wash the yogurt off of the train first.

We need more light for your book to work.

I don't think deer moo.

There aren't any bears in the house, I promise.

Chickadees are not dangerous.

Come back with my toilet paper, you little theif!




If you are offended by the F word, don't watch this video. But I thought it was hysterically funny. The idea is that the first two lines of each page are being read out loud to the child, while the rest is what the parent is thinking. Definitely NOT safe for work!

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